What does ralphie want for christmas

With unconscious will my voice squeaked out. Santa Claus : Football. Okay, get him out of here. Ralphie as an Adult : [narrating] A football? Oh no, what was I doing? Wake up, Stupid! Wake up! Ralphie : [Ralphie is shoved down the slide, but he stops himself and climbs back up] No, no! Santa Claus : You'll shoot your eye out, kid. Santa Claus : Merry Christmas. Ho, ho, ho! Ralphie : No-o-o-o-o-o-o! Ralphie : [chuckles] I was just kidding, even though Schwartz is getting one.

I guess I'd just like some Tinker Toys. Ralphie as an Adult : [narrating] I couldn't believe my own ears. Tinker Toys? She'd never buy it. Mother : BB guns are dangerous. I don't want anyone shooting his eye out.

Ralphie : Hey Dad! I'll bet you'll never guess what I got you for Christmas. The Old Man : A new furnace. Ralphie : Ha ha! That's a good one, Dad! The Old Man : [unveiling his major award] Would you look at that? Would you look at THAT? Mother : What is it? The Old Man : It's a leg! Mother : But what is it? The Old Man : Well, it's A leg, you know, like a statue. Mother : Statue? The Old Man : Yeah, statue. Ralphie : Yeah, statue. Mother : Ralphie!

Ralphie as an Adult : [narrating] My mother was trying to insinuate herself between us and the statue. Kid with Goggles : I like the Tin Man. Ralphie : Mom, this is just the same old dumb parade as last year. Mother : Ralphie, will you please calm down? Ralphie : Mom! Mother : Hush! The Old Man : Shut up, Ralphie! Ralphie as an Adult : [narrating] Strange. Even something as momentous as the Scut Farkus affair, which it came to be known, was pushed out of my mind as I struggled to come up with a way out of the impenetrable BB gun web, in which my mother had me trapped.

Ralphie : Santa. Yeah, I'll ask Santa. Is a Christmas story based on a true story? What would Ralphie Parker want in a Christmas story for Christmas? Can you shoot a BB gun in the eye?

How old is Ralphie in A Christmas Story now? What year is a Christmas story? November 18, Who wrote a Christmas story? Jean Shepherd How often do you say you want to record a Christmas story? Ralphie says he wanted the Red Ryder BB pistol 28 times. What bad word does Ralphie say in a Christmas story?

Grover tried to help his mean friend, but Ralphie pushed him away. Randy picked up his glasses and commotion grew. Parker soon came and pulled Ralphie from the bully and took Ralphie home. Parker took Ralphie home and into the bathroom.

She cooled down his face with a damp cloth. Ralphie was told by his mother to go to his room to calm down. Ralphie was afraid that his Father would come home and get mad at him. Randy was also afraid and hit in the cupboard. When Ralphie came down to eat, Mrs. Parker made sure he wouldn't get into trouble. The next evening Christmas Eve the family went downtown to watch the Christmas parade. Ralphie was impatient and really wanted to see Santa because the store was about to close.

When the parade ended they entered the mall to see Santa. He met a kid with goggles on and was uncomfortable with him for staring at him and saying weird things. Ralphie was scared of Santa. Santa asked "What is your name, little boy?

Ralphie just stared. Santa asked: "What do you want for Christmas, little boy? Santa said a football would be good.

Ralphie unconsciously agreed Everyone, including the elves Head Elf and Male Elf , were wanting him to hurry up. The elves tossed Ralphie down. Ralphie frowned as Santa was his last hope. Santa said: "You'll shoot your eye out kid! Ralphie, at the bottom with his brother were upset. Parker got Ralphie up and asked if Santa asked what he wants for Christmas.

Ralphie said: "Yes". Parker asked if Santa asked if he was a good boy. Ralphie said: "No" and Mr. Parker told him not to worry and that Santa always knows if Ralphie has been a good boy or not. Parker was setting up the Christmas tree. Ralphie and Randy were pretty idle. When the fuse went out, Ralphie remained silent. When It was time for the Parker kids to go to bed, they were threatened to go to bed with Mr. Parker saying he thought he heard sleigh bells ringing.

They both ran upstairs quickly to not miss their presents. He woke up Randy and they ran downstairs. Ralphie's parents came down and Mrs. Parker said merry Christmas. Ralphie played Santa and gave everyone presents. They opened and unwrapped their gifts. The gift was a pink bunny costume with pink bunny slippers.

Parker told Ralphie to put on, but Ralphie didn't want to. Parker ordered Ralphie to go upstairs and try it on. Ralphie went up and did as he was told.

When Ralphie came down, he stood on the top of the stairs, embarrassed. He was told to come down by Mrs. Parker and he did. Randy laughed at him, Ralphie said shut it to Randy, Mrs. Director: Jean Sheppard A Christmas Story is a film, set in the s, about a boy who has to convince his parents, teachers, and Santa that a Red Ryder BB gun really is the perfect Christmas gift. Parker: No, you'll shoot your eye out. Rate this quote: 4. Share your thoughts on this A Christmas Story's quote with the community: 0 Comments.

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